IMPORTANT NOTICE!!!!

I had the opportunity to watch the PBS childrens series "Telletubbies" this morning and as I watched them eat their oddly familiar pink "tubby custard" and then mention something that sounded like "meeple" afterwards I came to a rather astonishing conclusion.Custard sucked from a swirling straw that resembles an esophagus.Meeple. Only one conclusion:PEOPLE.Tubby custard is made from PEOPLE!!! AAAGH!!!!